Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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