normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ketchup is God's man juice
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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