Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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