I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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