i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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