69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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