Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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