The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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