Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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