do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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