David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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