Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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