i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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