He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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