nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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