He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Randomize
