he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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