Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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