Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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