I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Someone came in the potted fern
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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