3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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