She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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