How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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