he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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