David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Everything about him screamed your future.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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