I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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