i think my mom watched the whole time
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.