there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.