i don't like sucking hair
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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