Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i think my mom watched the whole time

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.

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(210): View more from Texas

I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight

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(512): View more from Texas

Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?

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(281): View more from Texas

If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.

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