Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.

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(702): View more from Nevada

the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!

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(516): View more from New York

He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.

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(613): View more from Ontario

you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt

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(419): View more from Ohio

Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.

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