Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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