you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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