I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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