i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I am available for nakedness
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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