im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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