my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.