All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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