I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
i out mim tonsoeep
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