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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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