Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️