I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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