Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
No subtext here. People are naked.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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