I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.