You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.