wanna go halves on a baby?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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