yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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