Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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