I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
