chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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