Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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