new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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