At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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