doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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