"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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