i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Sex on roller skates
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.