ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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