i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.