It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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