Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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