I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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