The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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