You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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