You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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