okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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