he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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