Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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