Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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